Ok, before we carry on i thought i might right the current story up
Yesterday morning i went to a coffeeshop in amsterdam and then fell into a temporal hole in the ground where i then saw on a boat a pink elephant. I saw after red wings belonging to the laughing monkey that likes to drink boose while peeing in a bottle , standing on his head even though he thinks that he may be descended from chuck norris all time master off life, death, fists and beard. Even if a razor is his only weakness he buys Razer gaming-equipment to make people realize that gazza's mum is HOT compared to eskimo's mum, which is a orc that Eats little babys even when it rains and the fish-mongeese return to the old sanctuary Of the great almighty England. where she sells sex toys at a small market and thinks i could get a....
LOLZ story has changed quiet a bit