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NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4020

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From MSN news today (06/05/09)



A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reports that the painful incident occurred in a park in Singapore where the couple met after work.

The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. According to the China Press, the impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the man’s suspicious wife, reports ANI.

The investigator was quoted by Star Online as saying minutes after seeing the couple get into the car, it began to shake violently. After the vehicle was hit by the van, he heard a loud scream and the woman emerged with her mouth covered in blood.

The investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis.

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4023

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thats what I call, MASSIVELY PWND!!!!!1!!!!!!

Thats gotta hurt


Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4028

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hehehe. Never get a Bj in the car. If its other cars close:P




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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4031

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4033

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....

All I can say is....

ouch!

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4034

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All I can say is that this reminds me of a movie where the wife does the same on a student of hers just when her husband drives into the driveway and hits the students car..

You get what you deserve if you are stupid..

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4045

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i believe OWNED is the right word here. Tbh treat others how you would like to be treated xD justice prevails !!!
what does bigamy mean? One wife too many. What does monogamy mean? The same f*****g thing

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4053

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Ouch, I feel for that guy ;/

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4069

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i think every guy on this forum felt his pain reading that

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NO! NO! NOOOO! 15 years, 2 months ago #4071

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Cant think of what could happen in a certain trip....

Better yet, dont want to...

Its GOT to hurt...
DS : No worries. I've just tried to burn then microwave then shred my wow invite.

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