1) Beer is evil.

John Chapman of Florida allegedly crashed through the gate of a private community and was "running around naked." Authorities had to call in a helicopter and police dogs to round him up. He later admitted to having "some beers" earlier that evening at a baseball game.

Ouch lol.

2) Jesus found in a crisp packet.

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They've named the miracle find, Cheesus.

3) New world record for number of snails on face at one time.

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Idiot.

I hope the snails gave him an infection in his face. IN YOUR FACE!

Been thinking about number 2 and was pondering some things, as you do on a Friday.

For example, if I had by chance picked up that packet of crisp and come across such a shaped crisp I'd have eaten it without thought. We may have lost something significant.

Moreover, I think quite a few people who are maybe Christian, eating the packet of crisp, who found it and thought, hey that looks a bit like Jesus, would also have then eaten it.

Digging deeper, it appears last month, a Texas woman found a cheese curl snack that looked like Jesus on the cross. Can't imagine that one - a cheese curl snack makes me think of Quavers.

For those interested - takes a little imagination (or a shed load of faith) ..

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So, this new sighting, in Dallas, is being called the 'Second coming of Cheesus'. I reckon that maybe bordering on blasphemous.

According to the Associated Content "..people are constantly reporting sightings of Jesus and the Virgin Mary in rock walls, oil stains on garage floors, dollops of chocolate, and, yes, Cheetos. Who are we to question the spiritual significance of these events?"

'We' must be mad to even think such a thing.

Rabbi Amy Weiss says on the matter "It doesn’t seem fair that Christians seem to have all the fun! Why don’t Jews see things in our food?" And goes on to say “Maybe we are not looking hard enough.”.

Think she may be on to something there.

One comment on the topic posted somewhere said..

'I looked at the picture and it looks like a guy with a mullet that has his hands up to fight someone.'

See, it's clearly our other heaven-sent saviour, Chuck Norris.

www.inquisitr.com/24253/cheesus-cheeto-jesus/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh!

Chuck Norris Religion FTW!!!!!

I can clearly see his beard on the bottom of my scotch atm....

Vogon - are you really gonna tell me that you're gonna "shave your beard?!?!?!?!?!?"

ARE U KIDDING???????

Chuck Norris is THE only guy that has a beard, all other beards are only pathetic tries... That is why i shave mine every day... I am not worthy of such a privilege...

And FYI, its not VoGon, its "Senior Pastor of the C.N. Beard and Fist Religion" to you sir....

P P

And remember....


and...

Type into Google "Google Chuck Norris" and importantly click im feelin lucky