A boy was born in late september, 1984. He was a perfect little boy apart from one thing, he had nor arms, legs or torso. He was literally a head!
Time passed, and the head boy turned 18, his father took him out for a pint of beer. The boy took a sip and his torso popped out his head as if from thin air! The boy, not noticing, took a few more sips and arms and legs popped out of the torso!
Finally noticing he had a complete body, the boy leapt for joy and ran out dancing in the street. He was then run over by a truck and killed. The barman looks out at the dead boy, turns to his father and says 'That boy should've quit while he was ahead'
