Try this, its great!

CODFISH WITH BEER

Ingredients:

Codfish
Spinach
Olive Oil
Garlic
Onions
Potatoes
Salt
Beer
Woman

Cooking method:

Put the woman in the kitchen with all the ingredients (except for the Beer ofc!) and close the door.

Have a few cold ones and watch a football match or a movie

When you hear "ITS REAAAAAAADY!" the dish is perfect to eat

It tastes wonderfully and is very easy to make.

Bom apetite!

You have to get the woman first...